Best Instagram Captions: Bonus Funny Quotes

Instagram captions and quotes for whatever life throws at you.

The best Instagram captions, whether they are quotes or funny expressions gives your followers a glimpse into who you are as a person. Don’t be shy to experiment with captions with the help of all the ideas below!

Social media is an extremely popular thing right now, especially Instagram. Part of having a great Instagram account is coming up with great Instagram captions and quotes to summarize what you are thinking and feeling.

Check out this guide to learn all about the good Instagram captions and funny quotes for any situation.

I do love Instagram, and my kids are with me, like, 24-7, so it’s inevitable that they’ll be on there. And honestly, I know it sounds weird, but I look up people all the time on it. Because I find people so interesting, and I’m curious about them. It’s a gateway to meet new people. I think the whole concept of Instagram is really cool. – Britney Spears

The History of Instagram

Image source: Deviant Art

Instagram started its life as an idea by Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger who wanted an outlet to share pictures and videos. When Instagram was first created it was named Burbn, but Burbn ended up being more like the app Foursquare than a photography app, so the developers reworked it. They came up with the name Instagram by combining the words “instant camera” and “telegram”, making sure that it stayed true to an app where you could share photos.

The app was officially launched in July of 2010 to the iOS app store, and in April of 2012, it was finally released for Android users. In March of 2012, Instagram was sold to Facebook for a whopping $1 billion dollars in stocks and cash. Facebook officially took over (after getting approval from the FTC) Instagram in September of 2012.

Instagram is available for iOS and Android and is completely free to use.

Best Instagram Accounts to Follow

Along with the captions and quotes we wanted to give you some great Instagram accounts to follow for you to get motivated into growing out your own account. Here are some of our favorite accounts to follow:

  • @myspacetom
  • @hotdudeswithdogs
  • @byefelipe
  • @quarterlifepoetry
  • @digbyvanwinkle
  • @satiregram
  • @collegehumor
  • @trotterpup
  • @lallo25
  • @adamsenatori
  • @ilhan1077
  • @packtography
  • @mthiessen
Looking for Instagram accounts to follow, check out @packtography!

These are just a few of the incredible accounts that you can find on Instagram. I am personally a fan of these accounts because a lot of them are pretty inspiring, while the others are just pretty darn funny. Hopefully, those accounts can give you inspirations for growing your own Instagram account.

Instagram Interesting Facts
7 out of 10 Hashtags on Instagram are for brands
71% of US Businesses Use Instagram
An Instagram photo gets 36% more engagement than videos
 If you include a person’s face in your photo, it is 38% more likely to get likes
If your Instagram post has a location it on average will get 79% more engagement
Instagram advertising revenue in 2018 was nearly $7 billion!
Instagram globally gets 4.2 billion post likes per day!
Instagram has over 800 million monthly active users
Instagram users post about 95 million posts per day!
More women use Instagram, 38% compared to 26% of men
Most of Instagram is international, with 80% outside of the US
The best days to post on Instagram are weekdays, typically around middle of the day
The largest demographic of Instagram in the US is under 30

Tips To Create A Popular Instagram Account

In addition to getting inspiration from other Instagram accounts, there are some tricks you can utilize to grow your account. Here are some ideas:

  1. Use popular hashtags, but don’t go overboard with hashtagging
  2. Use captions to gain people’s attention (especially using questions that drive comments up)
  3. Do a contest and giveaways to get more people coming to your account
  4. Do some “behind the scenes” shots to give your viewers an insiders’ view of how you work
  5. Ask your followers to share your page (or give shout outs) to get more people to follow you
  6. If you are just starting out you can follow people and pages for them to check out your page as well

Obviously, the best piece of advice is to post things that are important to you and to post often. If you post random junk every 4 months you won’t have many followers, but if you stick to your own brand and post regularly people will begin following you more often.

Instagram Captions For Any Situation

The video below will give you some good ideas to come up with better Instagram captions. While most people take time to get the perfect picture, a great caption can boost the impact of the post!

To add some pizazz to your Instagram photographs you can add captions and quotes that can fit any mood or situation you are in. A caption on your pictures explains to your audience what your picture is about, and can often times express your personality. If you have run out of ideas for captions then you are in luck. The following are quotes and captions for different situations that you may come across. We have broken these up into sections so you can find everything easier. Enjoy!

How to write the perfect Instagram caption

If you don’t want to use any of our captions in this guide you can always create your own original caption. Here are some tips to do that:

  • Get information about the picture
    • Why was the picture taken? Where was it taken? What is the meaning behind it? Ask yourself these questions and come up with a creative and clever way to answer those questions
  • Put the most important information first before the “more” button appears in your caption
  • Make your audience act on your caption
    • For example, say “like this picture if you like sleep”, it engages the reader and gives you more input
  • Direct people back to your account to look at your other pictures
  • Tag friends and other people in your photos to share your picture
    • Example of this is “tag your name if you had a sandwich for lunch”
    • The more people who tag themselves, the more shares you get

Instagram Captions featuring song lyrics

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. – Ronald Reagan

Most of the time we can always relate to song lyrics no matter what mood we are in. These great captions all share one common theme; they are all lyrics to songs.

  1. Don’t worry, be happy – Bob Marley
  2. Hello, it’s me – Adele
  3. What you got in that bag? A couple cans of whoop-ass. – Ludacris
  4. You remind me of school on a Sunday, no class. – Redman
  5. Hello darkness, my old friend – Disturbed
  6. Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow – Drake
  7. Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream – Taylor Swift
  8. She’s a good girl, loves her mama. Loves Jesus, and America too – Tom Petty
  9. Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane – Brad Paisley
  10. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy – Billy Currington
  11. Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares – Travis Tritt
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  1. Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots – Garth Brooks
  2. I’m starting with the man in the mirror, I’m asking him to change his ways – Michael Jackson
  3. For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller – Michael Jackson
  4. We can’t go on together with suspicious minds – Elvis Presley
  5. If I should stay I would only be in your way, so I’ll go, yet I know, I’ll think of you each step of the way – Dolly Parton
  6. Let it go – Idina Menzel
  7. If I go there’s just no telling how far I’ll go – Auli’l Cravalho
  8. Feel the power of a warrior, let’s get ready to rumble – Volbeat
  9. Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong – John Denver
  10. On the road again, like a band of gypsies we go down the highway – Willie Nelson
  11. Baby let me take down to Mexico, there’s a piece of heaven I wanna show you – Roger Creager
  12. So know you are not alone, I am in this too. This is us, this is me and you – Jerrod Niemann
  13. So what if you can see the darker side of me – Three Days Grace
  14. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one – John Lennon

Movie quotes as Instagram captions

Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you’re a director. Everything after that you’re just negotiating your budget and your fee. – James Cameron

This next batch of instagram quotes is comprised of movie quotes that work great for any situation you might be in. Now some of these quotes do have curse words, but you can easily substitute the word or if it doesn’t bother you then you’re set.

  1. Are you not entertained? – Gladiator
  2. I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her – Notting Hill
  3. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn – Gone With the Wind
  4. Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us – Riding In Cars With Boys
  5. I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly – You’ve Got Mail
  6. Say hello to my little friend – Scarface
  7. How do you like them apples? – Good Will Hunting
Awesome Good Will Hunting quote
  1. My Mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get – Forrest Gump
  2. You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love – The Notebook
  3. Do or do not, there is no try – Star Wars
  4. I find your lack of faith disturbing – Star Wars
  5. Hakuna Matata – The Lion King
  6. Where we’re going we don’t need roads – Back To The Future
  7. Swoon, I’ll catch you – The English Patient
  8. I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree – Bridesmaids
  9. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape – The Planet Of The Apes
  10. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  11. Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary – Dead Poets Society
  12. Just keep swimming – Finding Nemo
  13. I’m one with the Force, the Force is with me – Star Wars: Rogue One
  14. I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse – The Godfather
  15. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship – Casablanca
  16. There’s no place like home – The Wizard of Oz
  17. Houston, we have a problem – Apollo 13
  18. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine – Casablanca

Let’s take a bit of a break and cover the most popular Instagram accounts out there. These are the movers and shakers on Instagram and are worth following! As you can see, the United States takes the cake for most high profile Instagram accounts.

RankAccount nameOwnerFollowers (millions)ProfessionCountry
1@instagramInstagram233Social media platform USA
2@selenagomezSelena Gomez134Musician and actress USA
3@cristianoCristiano Ronaldo122Footballer POR
4@arianagrandeAriana Grande118Musician and actress USA
5@beyonceBeyoncé112Musician and actress USA
6@kimkardashianKim Kardashian109Reality TV personality USA
7@taylorswiftTaylor Swift106Musician and actress USA
8@kyliejennerKylie Jenner105Reality TV personality USA
9@therockDwayne Johnson102Actor and professional wrestler USA
10@justinbieberJustin Bieber97Musician CAN
11@neymarjrNeymar90.7Footballer BRA
12@kendalljennerKendall Jenner88Model USA
13@leomessiLionel Messi88Footballer ARG
14@natgeoNational Geographic86Magazine USA
15@nickiminajNicki Minaj86Musician TRI
16@nikeNike76Sportswear USA
17@mileycyrusMiley Cyrus74Musician and actress USA
18@khloekardashianKhloé Kardashian73Reality TV personality USA
19@jloJennifer Lopez73Musician and actress USA
20@katyperryKaty Perry68Musician USA
21@ddlovatoDemi Lovato66Musician and actress USA
22@kourtneykardashKourtney Kardashian61Reality TV personality USA
23@badgalririRihanna61Musician BAR
24@victoriassecretVictoria’s Secret59Lingerie retailer USA
25@kevinhart4realKevin Hart57Comedian USA

Instagram captions from your favorite books

Let us remember: One book, one pen, one child, and one teacher can change the world. – Malala Yousafzai

The theme from these instagram captions is that they came from various books. Again, these captions can be used in any situation and mood that you may be in.

  1. Things are always better in the morning – Harper Lee, To Kill A Mockingbird
  2. Normal is a word invented by boring people to make them feel better about being boring – Lauren Oliver, Replica
  3. If you can dance and be free and not embarrassed you can rule the world – Amy Poehler, Yes Please
  4. There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for – J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
  5. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do – H. Jackson Brown, P.S. I Love You
  6. Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving – J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter, and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter quote
  1. Most people are nice when you finally see them – Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
  2. When you are imagining, you might as well imagine something worthwhile – Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
  3. Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world – Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist
  4. Not all those who wander are lost – JRR Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

The best captions for all your selfies

A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment – Anamika Mishra

The following captions can all be used as captions for your selfies. Some of these might be quotes from movies, books, songs, etc. while others are just random captions. Let’s go over them:

  1. I just woke up like this
  2. You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine – Bridesmaids
  3. So what if you can see the darker side of me – Animal I Have Become
  4. I am sassy and classy, never trashy
  5. But first, let me take a selfie
  6. I am not weird, I’m a limited edition
  7. I am who I am, and that is all I’m going to be
  8. Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart
  9. I’m just wingin’ it
  10. Be your own kind of beautiful
  11. Stress doesn’t go with my outfit
  12. I would rather arrive late than arrive ugly

Spooky Halloween captions

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. – Judy Gold

The following are captions to capture spookiness for Halloween, or if you just feel like being a little creepy.

  1. This is Halloween, this is Halloween – The Nightmare Before Christmas
  2. Witch way to the candy?
  3. We are looking boo-tiful
  4. It’s just a bunch of hocus-pocus – Hocus Pocus
  5. Trick or treat
  6. Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble
  7. Creepin’ it real Y’all
  8. Cause this is thriller, thriller night – Michael Jackson
Thriller quote from Michael Jackson
  1. Fangs for the memories
  2. I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine
  3. Happy Halloween
  4. I am the ghost-est with the most-ess
  5. I’m just taking my coffin break now
  6. Enter at your own risk
  7. For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller – Thriller
  8. I see dead people – The Sixth Sense
  9. When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth – Dawn of the Dead
  10. I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had. I’m your worst dream come true. I’m everything you ever were afraid of – It
  11. No matter what you do, do not look under the bed
  12. When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ‘tis near Halloween – Anonymous

Festive Christmas captions

Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. – Winston Churchill

Now lets switch gears and look at some great Christmas captions you can use on Instagram.

  1. Dear Santa, please define “nice”
  2. Santa has a good thing going; he only visits people once a year
  3. I am really only a morning person on December 25th
  4. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red
  5. Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree
  6. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
  7. Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate every once in a while
  8. Dear Santa, is it too late to apologize for my behavior?
  9. Being related to me is really the best gift I could give you
  10. Dear Santa, I have been good this year. Well, most of this year. On occasion. I’ll just buy my own gifts now that I think about it
  11. Walkin’ in a winter wonderland

Captions featuring video game quotes

There are plenty of skills I’ve learned from playing video games. It’s more interactive than watching TV, because there are problems to solve as you’re using your brain. – Shaun White

Next, let’s look at some of the best captions written using quotes from video games.

  1. For increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow – Assassin’s Creed
  2. I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead – Skyrim
  3. Prepare for unforeseen consequences – Half-Life 2
  4. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world – Half-Life
  5. It’s dangerous to go alone, take this – The Legend of Zelda

Random captions for any picture

The rest of our captions are just totally random captions that you can use for any picture you upload. Some of these are original, some are quotes, but the majority of them are some of our favorite captions we’ve seen on Instagram.

  1. Beauty begins the moment you decide to see it
  2. Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow – Albert Einstein
  3. When You Smiles: The whole world stops and stares for a while – Bruno Mars
  4. When shit happens, turn it into fertilizer
  5. Don’t worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright – Bob Marley
  6. Live. Laugh. Love
  7. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve to see my best
  8. I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean – Lee Ann Womack
  9. Life is not a problem you need to solve, it is an experience you need to live
  10. Happy as a clam
  11. Life’s a dance you learn as you go – John Michael Montgomery
  12. Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten – Lilo and Stitch
  13. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen
  14. I can’t get enough of your love – Barry White
  15. Laughter is the best medicine
  16. Send my selfie to NASA ’cause I’m a star
  17. The sky is the limit
  18. I didn’t come this far to only come this far
  19. Happy little accidents
  20. Don’t force things to happen, just let them happen
  21. How do I look fellas?
  22. Why so serious?
  23. You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions
  24. I need a six month holiday twice a year
  25. If I was clever I would have a great Instagram caption

Quotes for your Instagram Account

Now that you have plenty of ideas for captions for your pictures, we wanted to go over some quotes you can use to describe your mood. Oftentimes it might be hard to express what we are feeling, whether it is anger, sadness, elation, or even just boredom. These quotes can help you express that and make you feel better.

Including quotes in your Instagram bio can also give people a sense of who you are and what your passions are in life. So whether you post pictures of quotes, or just include them in your bio, quotes can really portray you and what your mood is.

Funny Instagram quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

These quotes are for those times when you just feel totally silly or completely sarcastic. These quotes can be from people, movies, and songs.

  1. If I won the award for laziness I would send somebody to pick it up for me – Anonymous
  2. They always say “don’t try this at home” so I’m on my way to your house to try it – Anonymous
  3. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
  4. To succeed in life, you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone – Reba McEntire
  5. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead
  6. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill
  7. No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar – Abraham Lincoln
  8. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
  9. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it – Sam Levenson
  10. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy – Benjamin Franklin
  11. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
  12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant
  13. My life needs editing – Mort Sahl
  14. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
  15. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. – Jules Renard
  16. I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde
  17. Everything is funny as long as it happens to someone else – Will Rogers
  18. If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. – Theodore Roosevelt
  19. Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres
  20. Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
  21. Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. – James A. Garfield
  22. I love Jesus, but I will punch a hoe – Anjelah Johnson
  23. Never fall in love on a first date with a guy who wears house shoes on the outside the house – Anjelah Johnson
  24. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld
  25. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

Instagram quotes about heartbreak

There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time. – Malcolm X

Unfortunately, all of us will have broken hearts at one point or another. These quotes help embody that pain and will look great on Instagram when you want to show people how you feel. Heartbreak is not only limited to romance, it could include tragedies and other things that can severely affect our mood.

  1. Guys have a level of insecurity and vulnerability that’s exponentially bigger than you think. With the primal urge to be alpha comes extreme heartbreak. The harder we fight, the harder we fall. – John Krasinski
  2. In the midst of the heartbreak and wreckage of 9-11, the world also witnessed what is America’s greatest strength. Firefighters, nurses, police officers, first responders and local residents worked around the clock to rescue and care for those injured. – Dan Coats
  3. If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream – Frank Ocean
  4. If you have to beg someone to be in your life then they don’t belong there. – Mandy Hale
  5. There will always be a place for you in my life, just not in my heart. – Unknown
  6. Not everybody you lose is a loss – Unknown
  7. I know that’s what people say—you’ll get over it. I’d say it, too. But I know it’s not true. Oh, you’ll be happy again, never fear. But you won’t forget. Every time you fall in love it will be because something in the man reminds you of him. – Betty Smith

  1. I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong. – Haruki Murakami
  2. Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck – Dalai Lama
  3. Lots of things can be fixed. Things can be fixed. But many times, relationships between people cannot be fixed because they should not be fixed. You’re aboard a ship setting sail, and the other person has joined the inland circus or is boarding a different ship, and you just can’t be with each other anymore. Because you shouldn’t be – C. JoyBell C.
  4. Even on my weakest days, I get a little bit stronger – Sara Evans

Quotes about love

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. – Jenn Proske

Now let’s move onto the opposite of heartbreak; finding and being love. Now, that doesn’t just necessarily mean romantic love; it can be the love of friends, your job, or whatever else you love.

  1. There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. – George Sand
  2. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. – Ann Landers
  3. Infuse your life with action. Don’t wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen… yourself, right now, right down here on Earth. – Bradley Whitford
  4. Love myself I do. Not everything, but I love the good as well as the bad. I love my crazy lifestyle, and I love my hard discipline. I love my freedom of speech and the way my eyes get dark when I’m tired. I love that I have learned to trust people with my heart, even if it will get broken. I am proud of everything that I am and will become. – Johnny Weir
  5. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. – Steve Jobs
  6. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were. – Richard Bach
  7. Nobody can predict the future. You just have to give your all to the relationship you’re in and do your best to take care of your partner, communicate and give them every last drop of love you have. I think one of the most important things in a relationship is caring for your significant other through good times and bad. – Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon
  1.  Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love, and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. – Stevie Wonder
  2. Nobody can predict the future. You just have to give your all to the relationship you’re in and do your best to take care of your partner, communicate and give them every last drop of love you have. I think one of the most important things in a relationship is caring for your significant other through good times and bad. – Nick Cannon
  3. God wants us to know that life is a series of beginnings, not endings. Just as graduations are not terminations, but commencements. Creation is an ongoing process, and when we create a perfect world where love and compassion are shared by all, suffering will cease. – Bernie Siegel

Quotes about family

The most important thing in the world is family and love. – John Wooden

Our last section of quotes is all about family. Remember that family doesn’t exclusively mean blood-related, friends can also be family.

  1. Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don’t wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it’s at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored. – Earl Nightingale
  2. You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them. – Desmond Tutu
  3. At the end of the day, life is about being happy being who you are, and I feel like we are so blessed to have the support system and the best family to really just support each other no matter what we’re going through. – Kim Kardashian
  4. To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one’s family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one’s own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. – Buddha
  5. My family is everything. I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister… because they have given me everything. The education I have is thanks to them. – Ronaldinho
  6. For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands. – Christina Rossetti
  7. Many times, the decisions we make effect and hurt your closest friends and family the most. I have a lot of regrets in that regard. But God has forgiven me, which I am very thankful for. It has enabled me to forgive myself and move forward one day at a time. – Lex Luger
Lex Luger
  1. Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, men and women work together in unity of purpose, respecting and relying upon each other’s strengths. – Sheri L. Dew
  2. Family is a unique gift that needs to be appreciated and treasured, even when they’re driving you crazy. As much as they make you mad, interrupt you, annoy you, curse at you, try to control you, these are the people who know you the best and who love you. – Jenna Morasca
  3. God has blessed me with an amazing family, friends and work colleagues that have been my joy, my support, and my sanity. I don’t know what I’d do without them. – Josie Loren
  4. To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. – Barbara Bush
  5. I enjoy nothing more than spending time with my loved ones, young and old, and at least once a year we get together for a formal family photograph. – Elliott Erwitt
  6. My friends and family are my support system. They tell me what I need to hear, not what I want to hear and they are there for me in the good and bad times. Without them I have no idea where I would be and I know that their love for me is what’s keeping my head above the water. – Kelly Clarkson
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  1. Life changes when you have a child, when you have your own family. You become more careful about what you do. You’re not going to be out late, going out to clubs, hanging out with your friends. You’re going to be at home, taking care of your daughter, playing with her. – Paul Pierce
  2. Think about what people are doing on Facebook today. They’re keeping up with their friends and family, but they’re also building an image and identity for themselves, which in a sense is their brand. They’re connecting with the audience that they want to connect to. It’s almost a disadvantage if you’re not on it now. – Mark Zuckerberg

Need to add a few Instagram hashtags, here are the top 20 Instagram hashtags of 2018!

Top 20 most popular Instagram Hashtags

So there you have it, your ultimate guide to the very best Instagram captions and quotes that will help you tackle any mood or situation. Whether you’re feeling goofy, sad, thoughtful or thankful we hope we’ve given you lots of material to express yourself through Instagram.

Let us know your favorite Instagram caption or Instagram quote in the comments below, we love to hear what people come up with!

Some bonus funny Instagram Captions!

Time doesn’t exist. Clocks exist.
Walking past a class with your friends in it.
Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
There is no dance without the dancers.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
This is a really smart one-liner
What is 90-60-90? Driving past the cops in the city.
If you are here – who is running hell?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
To weigh 50 kilos and say that you’re fat, that is so female…
Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
Garfield: love me, feed me, and never leave me.
The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
‘Do you know if pigs have periods?’ ‘Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she’s 14?’
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Don’t feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!
I would like to slip into something more comfortable – like a coma.
Sex is like motorsports, it’s important not to spare money for good and qualitative rubber.
There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.
I’m just like Garfield – no food, no happiness.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
We’re on our way to do science
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a…
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
One Liners about life
Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iPhone, when I was a child – I wanted a dog.
Pedestrian is always right. While he’s alive.
My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
‘A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.’
If you got eyes, look at me now
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
Take my advice — I’m not using it.
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
Scientists proved that cows don’t give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Inspirational One Liners
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on. [Arabic saying]
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes…
Driver, be careful of the places where children appear from!
Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Real men don’t take selfies
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If a pensioner is showing a turn, it means he forgot to turn it off.
Sure, I’d love to help you out … now, which way did you come in?
If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
A rhino has bad eyesight, but with his weight, it’s not a problem.
A car is not a luxury. A luxury is what makes the car going.
Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
There is all the information you need in the roadmap, just not how to fold it back again.
Don’t trust the traffic light; believe in the car heading towards you.
Being silly with the girls
Take my selfie and be merry
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
Women and cats will do as they want, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
A sticker on the bumper: Drive on the footpath – there are too many idiots on the road.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Pizza and movies
In the beginning, God created man but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
From the driving course material: The side mirror of a car is needed for the transfer of the rear – view to the drivers’ eye.
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Hundred is not speeding, a pole is not an obstacle.
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
How would you call a person sleeping with an animal? Childhood.
If you take a homeless dog and feed him, he won’t bite you. It’s a basic principle between a dog and a human. Mark Twain.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
Life didn’t work out, but everything else is not that bad.
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
Show anyone and I’ll kill you
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
This is my simple suburban life
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
You don’t notice the air until someone spoils it.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…
There are two types of pedestrians: quick and dead.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
A cat is a furry entertaining object with character.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
If Mayans could predict the future, why didn’t they predict their extinction?
Friday, my second favorite F word.
FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.
Maybe she’s born with it
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